With all deference to mom’s and ladies everywhere … I humbly submit today’s Notable Quotable:

The road to manhood for boys is far longer and more difficult than is the path to womanhood for girls.

- Mister Rengerz on adolescence

No, those aren’t crop circles you’re seeing.

Mister Rengerz has decimated his lawn for the third time in one calendar year … so sad …

I shall now water my lawn with my tears …

Sports fans are happiest not when they’re winning, but when they’re booing.

- Mister Rengerz on sports

The actor is never as valorous as the role.

- Mister Rengerz on celebrity worship

Some think it’s prudent to err on the side of caution. I find it’s better not to err at all.

- Mister Rengerz on classics revisited

Most politicians would prefer to give their own eulogies.

- Mister Rengerz on politics

A wise man keeps the majority of his life’s blunderings in his youth.

- Mister Rengerz on making you way in the world

the muskrat ponders will.i.am

A fool plays the shell game with glass jars.

- Mister Rengerz on suffering fools