Yeah, try installing a kitchen sink when … it … attacks …

Never count your chickens before they hatch … lest you be disappointed and get a duck.

- Mister Rengerz on classics revisited

Anything that inspires – endures.

- Mister Rengerz on the arts

Privacy is the first right of human dignity.

(just ask Sarah Palin)

- Mister Rengerz on human rights

Baseball is the most individualized team sport ever invented.

- Mister Rengerz on sports

A fool shovels the sand to find the seashore.

- Mister Rengerz on suffering fools

Every opportunity delivers equal parts promise and burden.

- Mister Rengerz on making your way in the world

The greater the light, the starker the shadows.

- Mister Rengerz on uncommon sense

Just because someone’s early (in life) doesn’t make you late.

- Mister Rengerz on uncommon sense